Shenanigans

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marauders4evr:

That moment when you realize that a fictional twelve-year-old explained equality perfectly. If Aang had split the melon in half, Momo would have had too much and Appa wouldn’t have had enough. Instead, they both have the amount they needed to be equally full. Equality is not about giving an equal amount support. It’s about giving the necessary amount of support to have an equal outcome.

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Friend:
*points at Liara* Are you about to have sex with that alien?
Me:
No. We're just friends.
Friend:
Oh
*Garrus shows up on screen*
Me:
I'm gonna fuck that one.
Friend:
WHAT.

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn, via hlel)